Friday, May 30, 2014

Heard: Pepper Spray, How Romantic!


A smug male intern sat down at a table next to me in the Senate cafeteria and stated to his fellow intern friend: "I have her route memorized. She will date me. It's going to happen. She may have had pepper spray last time, but this time, she'll date me."

Intern friend 2: "Yea, man.  I know today is going to be your day!"