Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Spotted: Chunks: the Bright-Eyed Intern - Part II

Last week was Chunks' birthday.  To celebrate, we went out with some of the other interns and a few staffers.  Chunks announced at lunch that he had been arrested the prior evening for breaking a cab's windshield.  He proceeded to admit that he shouted racial epithets (!!!) at the cab driver, and was apparently thrown in a cell.  

Chunks boasted that he posted bail with his AmEx and expected us to express incredulity at imagining him "wearing what he was wearing last night in a cell."  (The evening before he had been wearing a hideous long-sleeve Burberry plaid shirt.)

Needless to say, we were not at all sympathetic.