Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Heard: Intern Rosenberg

Overheard at Brass Monkey - Apparently for drunk Hill interns, talking politics and spitting game are interchangeable (Editors' Note:  this doesn't apply solely to Hill interns -- it applies to just about everyone in DC).   For all you female interns trying to hook up with that male summer intern frat bro, 60 percent of the time, this pickup line works every time:

Male Intern:  So who do you work for?
Female Intern:  I'm interning in [prominent Republican]'s office, but I'm a Democrat. Shhh...
Male Intern:  I don't believe you.
Female Intern:  Google it.

Google what?  Terrible choice of "pickup" line, but apparently it worked for this girl...