Saturday, June 01, 2013

Welcome Back!

The Intern Blog is back up and running for Summer 2013.  Welcome back to all our loyal followers, and welcome new followers and new interns.  Interns - below is our yearly welcome back post, we recommend you take a moment to review.  For many interns, this blog will not apply. For those interns to whom it does apply, we hope that you use these anecdotes to change your behavior and, eventually, change the stigma attached to DC interns.  Welcome to DC! 

Welcome to Washington, DC and congratulations on your summer internship on Capitol Hill, K Street, White House, or elsewhere. Over the next three months you have paper runs, coffee runs, and envelope licking to fill your days. As a consolation prize, you will be provided an intern badge, fashioned as your scarlet letter. This will identify your status to all of DC. A status that you interpret as “important” and we interpret as “tired” and typically “obnoxious.”

You will likely spend your days on the Hill and your evenings in Georgetown, U Street, 14th Street, and Adams Morgan. You will order “RBVs” and hit on girls, trying to impress them with your intern badge. It will not work. You may be arrested for using your fake ID at McFadden’s on a Tuesday night for dollar beers (*hint hint*), or simply turned away and stumble across the street to the already-overridden-with-interns 51st State. You may wait in line at Old Glory and Third Edition (RIP) and complain about paying a cover, when there are dozens of other bars you could frequent instead. You will go home drunk, wake up, go to work, and restart the cycle.  Please try not to fall asleep at your desk.

Interns are a cause around which all DCers – Republicans, Democrats, Independents, and Tea Partiers alike – unite. It’s the one issue upon which the politically motivated and divided DC public truly feels the same – stand right, walk left.

We’ve all been there, we have all had an entry-level or intern position in DC – but we had it without an extreme sense of entitlement … and therein lies the difference. Interns are essential to the function of offices in DC; you are willing to complete tasks that permanent staff are not, and are usually eager to do so. For many interns, this blog will not apply. For those interns to whom it does apply, we hope that you use these anecdotes to change your behavior and, eventually, change the stigma attached to DC summer interns.

Be polite, know your place, and you will make it through unscathed. Drop your attitude and get the most out of your internship – in the role in which it is defined. So, our sincerest congratulations on your internship, we hope you enjoy your summer in DC; but, heed our warnings and follow our advice. Those of you who do not – we look forward to sharing stories of your drunken evenings, your conspicuously placed badge on your clothing on a non-work day, your obnoxious banter on the metro in the morning, and your inappropriate clothing choices. Cheers!