Monday, June 10, 2013

Spotted: University of Ballin' Hard

E-mail an office received from their intern ...

Subject: Let's Set Sail on a Voyage to a Friday Intern Lunch

Hey Gang,

Despite the treacherous rains of Tropical Storm Andrea pounding outside our cozy building, I think it would be a splendid idea if we could all get together for our 2nd weekly Friday lunch!  Some of you are probably saying, "Hey [Redacted Name] we really don't like you or your emails and we would prefer to be left alone to wallow in the misery of our work."  Unfortunately, I am a dreamer and I'm not the only one. I have a dream. A dream of a world in which all interns, no matter [their department] can coexist in harmony. All interns are created equal in their pursuit of enjoying DC lunches.

So I'm not going to stop with my email campaign. Might as well continue to have some fun while we're all working for free.

Anyway, let's get back to the plan for today.  Some of us over here in the [Redacted] department have a hankering for Mexican food and have found a place nearby that should satisfy our craving.   Who knows, our appetite may change by lunch time and we may go for something else so if you have suggestions please do not hesitate to make your opinion known.  If you would like to join us (which I would encourage you all to do for the sake of party unity) just shoot me an RSVP. Let's all meet in the lobby around 1PM. Can't wait to see all of you.

See you all this afternoon!!

[Redacted Name] AKA B-Sweet, B-$wag, B-Money, etc.
Intern Social Chair
University of Ballin' Hard 2014
Freelance Swagger Consultant