New intern's first week at work. A staffer in the office is going back to [City, State] for work. The intern overhears her talking about it and goes up to tell her that he knows where to get "some really good weed" in that area.
If you aren't certain what something stands for, or is, please Google it before you ask me. I don't want to explain to you what "The GOP" (pronounced rather than spelled) means. I appreciate your willingness to learn. I would prefer you tried looking for the answers yourself first. You are sitting at a computer that is equipped with the internet. Please continue to learn, but please do it more secretively. I'll think you're smarter that way.
One of our interns was cutting the ties off of the mail with the tip of the scissors (and I mean the very tip) right on my desk. He struggled for about 20 seconds before I said "slide it further down," knowing that the blades are sharper/scissors are more effective that way...because I was taught that, along with how to properly use scissors, in kindergarten. He slid the scissors to theside, not forward,and tried again. I patiently replied, "no...slide them FORWARD." He was like "oh oh...okay thanks." It is much more entertaining with visuals! I couldn't help but shake my head and proceed to email everyone else in the office... "I JUST TAUGHT THE INTERN HOW TO USE SCISSORS."
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