Spotted was the new batch of interns who proudly advertise that they're interning at the OFFICE OF SENATOR ______ on their Facebook page right next to the pictures of them passed out drunk in Adams Morgan and posts about how "today at work, I found out that Senator _______ doesn't like pickles on her sandwich and will make you get her another one. Who knew she was such a diva?"
As a favor to yourselves, keep your Facebook job description ambiguous - as Intern at United States Senate or House.
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