We have a new intern and on his first day he has already distinguished himself as the most obnoxious intern ever. And he's looking for a job, so watch out D.C. All of these quotes are from his first day. I'm sure we'll have more (unless we fire him).
Intern: How old do you think [insert name of two asian staffers] are?
Staffer: Not sure, upper 20s maybe 30.
Intern: No effing way, SERIOUSLY?
Staffer: Yes.
[Ten minutes later two staffers come over]
Intern: Ohmygod, I refuse to believe your'e that old, you look so young"
[Awkward pause]
Intern: You people seriously never age, do you?
Staffer: Hey [intern] can you help run mics right now for this event.
Intern: *Sigh*, can i get them next time? I'm reading this really interesting article in FP right now and want to finish it.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
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Perhaps you could just set up a time-out chair for him in the corner.
ReplyDeleteUmm woowww. Why are Students like this securing internships? I'm pretty shocked by how obnoxious and important they think they seem to be. Sigh.
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