Sunday, April 24, 2011

Spotted: Bullseye!

Spotted at a Starbucks, proudly displaying her badge of courage.

Dear slightly attractive girl standing in front of me at Starbucks,

I know that you are an intern for some congressperson; I heard you yell it to the cashier as if it was going to impress the rest of us. I know that your are going to graduate in less than a month, and the job market is really tough. But FYI.....there is no tramp stamp that helps a person get a job... just thought ya should know.

You are welcome.