Sunday, September 05, 2010

Heard: Pretend Sleep

[Editor's Note: This story was submitted by a female.]

On my way home from work, I ended up running into my intern on the metro. Soon into the conversation, he voluntarily states, "Usually, I just pretend to fall asleep on the metro, otherwise, my eyes tend to rest on some girl's tits." My absolutely shocked response, "You are my intern! TMI... TMI..." I was lucky my stop was next...