Heard: It's not making friends its networking (in a House Office Building bathroom):
Intern 1: "I have been in DC a whole month and only made one friend! I am such a loser!"
Intern 2: "It's called networking here, that's why."
Intern 2: " I have this weird skin condition"
-discussion of creepy skin condition goes on for a few moments-
Intern1 "ughhh i need deodorant"
Perhaps the reason you have only "networked" with 1 person, is due to your public discussions of how insecure you are, how you have possible contagious skin conditions and body odor. I can't possible imagine why people aren't flocking to you.