Monday, August 02, 2010

Heard: Weird Skin Condition

Heard: It's not making friends its networking (in a House Office Building bathroom):

Intern 1: "I have been in DC a whole month and only made one friend! I am such a loser!"
Intern 2: "It's called networking here, that's why."
-awkward pause-
Intern 2: " I have this weird skin condition"
-discussion of creepy skin condition goes on for a few moments-
Intern1 "ughhh i need deodorant"

Perhaps the reason you have only "networked" with 1 person, is due to your public discussions of how insecure you are, how you have possible contagious skin conditions and body odor. I can't possible imagine why people aren't flocking to you.