I was in Longworth Cafeteria last week when I overheard two valley girls with red badges the table over. There was nothing out of the ordinary until the following exchange:
Intern 1: Is July 5th, like, a federal holiday? Intern 2: Ummm. I don't think so. Intern 1: Then, why do we have off? Intern 2: Maybe it's because, like it was the first full day they really got to celebrate the Declaration of Independence.
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