(Girl 1, thick valley accent): "You know [like] when I was in Canada [like] they kept [like] telling me that I had a [like] American accent?! What is up with that?!"
(Boy 1 responds): "Dude, Canada [f'n] sucked! I ordered a burger and they couldn't get it right!"
(Several other boys respond in agreement… Canada does suck for their burgers)
(Boy 1 tries to take back the spotlight): "I mean I asked for a burger. And they didn't even have bacon."
(Boy 2 interjects): "Bacon is like ham there."
(Boy 1): "I know… what is that all about?"