Monday, July 13, 2009

Spotted: True Story

The Scene: a bar in DC

Guy walks (saunters) over, leans against the wall. He looks pensive for a few seconds, trying to come up with the right greeting.

Him: I work on capital hill

Me: Is that supposed to be a pickup line?

Him: Um...yes?

Guy walks away looking very confused at what just transpired.

Scene.
(True story)