Everyone in our silent metro car heading to Vienna inevitably heard this unnecessarily loud phone conversation a 20-something was having with his ‘bro’. The side of the conversation we heard:
Yeah bro, be on the lookout, I need a car while I’m here.
Oh man, I know, I am so lame.
So listen, man, you’re headed to the gym, right? Well nice, enjoy man, I’m not going to the gym. I’m planning on just eating a lot, getting fatter, and uglier, and hopefully seeing how that works out for me.
Hopefully not too much fatter because he was already taking up half my seat. Thanks for the enjoyable ride, bro.