Sunday, June 14, 2009

[Unfortunately] Spotted: Nipple Flasher

My friends and I were out on a Saturday night in Dupont minding our own business and an obviously underage guy with a button-down shirt (only the top one snapped) comes up and tries to hit on my friends.  When she inquired as to why he would only button the top, he busted open the shirt, flaunting his scrawny chest.  He runs back to his cohort of underage friends and exclaims, "Oh my god I just flashed them with my nipples!"  He then proceeds to go around to every girl in the bar and do the same thing.  

In the most sarcastic voice possible, we told him how funny he was and asked where he was interning.  By the end of the night, the kid got beer poured on his head.  [Private-sector firm] would be proud.