Monday, June 08, 2009

Spotted: Red Means Stop; Green Means Go

At the park just behind the Russell Building, a tall blond intern from a Midwestern Senator’s office about two minutes before 9:00 am. You look at me indignantly when I slightly tap my horn as you cross against the light. Sweetheart, because you were at Garrett’s until closing on a “school night” last night does not make your inability to get into the office on time my fault. Either get up early or skip the shower.