Two interns on the orange line discussing the politicians they see during their lunch hours in the Capitol cafeteria and comparing the Congressmen who hold the door open for them. Obviously, they were talking obnoxiously loud enough for all to hear and to be impressed. No one was.
Three days later, same intern spotted at McFadden's, still dressed in his suit and tie at midnight. He proceeded to brag about his awesome intern job, flashing his red badge for his fellow out-of-town interns to see.
Congressmen may hold the door open for you, but you're still wearing a suit while drinking one dollar cans of Miller High Life.