Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Spotted: Open Letter to Skirt-Wearing Females

Dear Female Intern:

The slit in the back of your skirt is not meant to show off leg. It is meant to give you some mobility when sitting and walking. If, when standing still, your slit reveals your entire leg right up to where the sun doesn't shine, perhaps your skirt is too tight and/or too short. Crazy as this sounds, please consider purchasing a skirt that fits. Or wear pants. The city of DC thanks you for your cooperation in this matter.

(P.S. Girl in Hart on Monday - this means you. The four male interns walking with you weren't captivated by what you were saying, as you think they were; they were looking up your skirt. Ever wonder why they were at least a full step behind you?)