Thursday, June 11, 2009

Spotted: The "Hoochie Mama"

I was an LD for a fairly conservative Member of Congress. We had an intern who showed up her first day wearing an amazingly short skirt and what appeared to be a tube top, which showed both her navel and a lot of cleavage. The staff immediately nicknamed her “hoochie mama” and she spent the next few weeks proving us all right. She was gently sent home to change clothes one day after she showed up wearing the same clothes from the day before, following a night at a local bar and an evening with a guy she met there. We were never sure if she actually showered after that or not….