Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Spotted: White House Intern

Real conversation that I encountered yesterday morning on the metro:

I sit down next to young man in 5-piece suit, and mistakenly sat on the edge of his perfectly pressed jacket…

(Rips the corner of suit from under me…)

Intern X: “EXCUSE ME!”

Me: oh, I’m sorry…

Intern X: (insert large huff of disgust here) “ I’M A WHITE HOUSE INTERN!!”

Me: (blank stare)