Friday, June 05, 2009

Heard: Waterboarding

Conversation overheard outside of Dirksen Office Building between a group of male interns.

Intern 1: I like, wanna try getting waterboarded.

His intern friends: What?!

Intern 1: Yeah, like I feel like it would be totally grounding.

Alright intern, just because some journalists have tried this, in order to to write investigative reports/officially deem it torture, doesn't make it the new cool or 'grounding' thing to do. If you need grounding, try yoga.