I intern in DC and I overheard two coworkers talking at their cubicles on my first day.
Coworker 1: It's really coming down out there. Do you know when this storm's supposed to pass?
Coworker 2: Hah! I just got an email from _____ saying that one of the interns tried to grab pictures of the lightning and walked out there with her tri-pod over her shoulder.
Coworker 3: They just get dumber and dumber ever year...
Thanks to that intern, I'll be able to exceed their expectations of me.