Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Heard: Close Encounters of the Staffer Kind

Intern (or at least I really hope she was): You remember [insert generic male name] from last weekend? Yeah, he’s totally NOT an intern! (said with such glee that she might as well have jumped up and down in the air).

Congratulations, you hooked up with an actual staffer, not just an intern. This brings you so much closer to the policy world, really, you’re virtually writing the laws of our country by virtue of your proximity to an actual male staffer. Your mother would be so proud.